Step 1: Black Dog Scotch 

       Step 2 : Mc Dowell Signature Scotch

             Step 3: Chilly Chicken

                      Step 4 : Puke ! Puke ! 

                                Step 5: Apology !

But why ?????? Coz all these Songs are bundled in my ill fated-nostalgic memory that inspite of being quarantined , finds a way to drown my spirits off in Vodka.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.  ~Dave Barry.

Ground Zero report:

Sep 1996 : ” Chapa Chapa Charka Chale ……” from Maachis. A class 5 kid equipped with Nebula enthusiasm , still not updated with enough vocab to understand what Embarassment is , gets on to the stage with lotss of passion . 2 minutes of Robotic movements and comes the plead ” Aid my memory” whats next??? ……Mistaken as the Cheerleaders, the kid doesn’t stop. Later did he realise they were the Naysayers….Laughing-Stock . Returns home with a sense of defeat of his own Passion….

Jan 1997 : ” Raja miya chado yaari ……” by Daler Mehendi . Class 6: Annual Day. Now the kid started sensing what Embarassment is ! Yet his passion to Dance , dint stop him from being a part of Annual day Dance group. Initially first in the row due to his strong influence on the teacher organzing it, lost his place to Dance -Rock star ( One of his frend). Yet again his passion fell in love with Embarassment! Followed by bullying – friends…..The kid never danced  ! again… Scared of becoming a reason to laugh at! ……..

Dec 2005 : ” Dus bahane Kar ke legaya dil ……..” He is no longer a kid Engineering first year ; Fresher’s party.”…. Pick up a grl and Dance “ came the voice from my senior.   Dance !!! 8 years is too long time to remember , i can’t dance.  The Nimuda grl (Supriya …She once danced to the tune of it )  I said. Little nervous, unaware of the ” Tamasha” that was all set to unfold in few minutes. Music —-> Movement —-> Cheers —> Vulgarity —-> Embarassment ! Murder of passion   All i could recollect during the Tamasha was Romantic – Bold – Hot movements of Bollywood. I have always learnt to apply. So did i ! ……………………… 5 years!  Supriya still doesnt talk to me! …….. Passion sexing Embarrasment this time ………..

I’m not genetically coded to Dance; But i just love to Dance. 3 songs and a Dilemma. should i ? just go ahead……..or not?…..

There are many things in life that we Love to do, But we don’t do it just to save our ass from being a part of stupid joke !  Can we ignore those just not to be embarrased or …still follow our passion….??……………im still passionate and hopeful of doing it big in the world of Salsa one day……..

**** This is a Master piece of My Random – Unorganized thoughts………

All set on a Micro – Journey to explore the Death of My Boredom. With few crappy- disturbing thoughts in my Einstein ( I nicked my Brain as Einstein )  i was walking walking !

One of the Crap was Why doesn’t my Einstein have Twitter installed in it? Tweeting all my thoughts via Electro Magnetic signals. Oh yeah !If you are a Buzz lover then Chalo Buzzz……..Wait !! My conscience is not letting me Tag this idea as a Crap. So, lemme put it this way:  21 Century crap  for all the Mediocres & 22 Century Amuse for the rest After a 15 minute Gandhi walk i was at the Safilguda railway station.

38A caught my attention. Run Boy Run ! The Bus was not crowded. Still thinking about the 22 century Amuse, i threw myself out of the Bus at Secunderabad after a 25 minute Humpty-Dumpty drive. I was just walking as the other 4 digit number of people . I was stopped by Me by a teenage – Sales Boy selling Wall – Posters.

Be Yourself. Be the REAL You !

This was the poster that ” Egg-Knited “ my mind! Wondering whats Egg-Knited ? Yeah !  i come up with Weird terminology.  I would compare Egg shell as the Social protocol i adhere to ; and sneak into the Egg its real Me !

Disclaimer : This is not from the Business perspective !

Be yourself ! Real you .…Isn’t this a crap? Or is this Crap because of the Social Media .  Orkut , Twitter, Buzz, Face Book…..The Arms & Amunitions of the Social Media. I use Orkut extensively. I updated my status as ” In your Love , i am lost……If you Love me why don’t you Let me know ” . A Minute after updating it ; I deleted it. Guess Why ?!! Social Protocol ! People always know me as some one who is Career oriented, Ambitious blah blah.

Am i Masking ? I don’t know. But certainly I am not being my Real me. There is Freedom Of expression. But dont you think the Social Media Hype is not letting us be. Atleast not me.  There are many instances where we want to tell the world thru the Social Media. But we don’t do it. We put a fake Image of ourselves. Even i am not spared some times.Just because some one might not take me serious in Career or what ever shit i dont update the status.

I don’t know if you are among those who are scared updating the status in Orkut, Twitter or what ever . Think again. 

This post is just a reminder ! Alarm! Alarm ! Don’t Trap yourself in the Social media . Let the Day not come , when you have  something to express and you don’t do it because you are being followed by many people !

May be every thing has some by- product. And Social Media has       ” Duality ” as it !

C ya !

Don’t be surprised . You are right. It’s my quote. To me its just the way Life Goes on. Well, im not here to debate it for !Observations turn to inspiration.  And this one is no Exception. Surprisingly 8 might be my lucky number for, this is Blog Number -8. I always argued with my sis about 8 being a Hypothetical number. It always defines a loop. Gosh ! lemme not get into the world of Ramanujan.

My path of Truth, Realization & Sanity ! 

Unarguably the most non-ignorable aspects of Life i feel are Love, Sex & Infinity. But Why these? when you have Dreams, aspirations, passions ?!  All in magnitude higher than Love & Sex. An individual right from his birth to death oscillates between what i call ” Cycle of Infinity ” . Lemme define what Cycle of Infinity is :

Evolution begins with Love . Love, caught in a whirlpool of Sex finds a space on Earth. It all begins with a Cry ……! Ends with a Cry !

No being wants to be alone. Every one of us want to be loved.  Want to be bonded with an Emotion “Love” . I am 22. In these 22 long years i have always found myself in pursuit of Love. Teenage alarms the desire for more Love. My dad , mom and my sis love me the most. Then why is this desire ?

Click she came in,Crush i called her ; Eyes,she saw me,Bang i told Love !

That was about me.  Well, None is an exception. Every body craves for Love. The horror as Dr.Sheldon Cooper ( Big Bang theory fame) says ; It’s every where ; In a Hollywood flick to the Romeo & Juliet dog couple in my lane. I must say this is the most beautiful Dog – couple i have ever seen. They are never seen single. There are Dogs who pleasure Sex with many of them without even bothering about NACO (AIDS); this is a couple who are the Most faithful partners ……Ah ! Not again.  Topic Derailed

Every thing we do in Life is for Love . This is the first phase in the “CoI” ( Cycle of Infinity ) . If Life is a huge Database ; Love is the “Meta Data”. Yes !! I am a Computer science student. lolzz !  i finally applied the Concept of Meta data here . Certainly Last benchers are No Fools !

Lemme not dive Deep into Love. I don’t wanna disappoint Sex !

” Naa Kuch tere bas mein Julie ….Na Kuch Mere Bas mein…….. “ as rightly lyriced by xyz Bollywood Gun, So is Sex ! Observations , Right from KamaSutra to Savitha Bhabi of 21 century suggests me :

“…. Sex is the Most played ” Indoor” game that is Omnipotent …..”

Hats off to me for this definition

Every body wants to get hooked up . No Crime ! This is the second phase of Oscillation. It depends on a person if he gives Love the first priority or Sex the first. Neverthless To Many Love has the pole position. Then chased by the Desire for Sex.

Now you might wonder what’s this Infinity ? I knew it !!!!!!!! Infinity is every thing other than Love & Sex ! The world of possibilities . The world after conquering Love & Sex.  This statement is arguable. World after or world Before . Its left to you.

Learning from my first post : Never let Love and Sex take a leap down. Keep oscillating until you find the world of Infinity

It’s 12.59 am now. I missed having my dinner. The Vodka was very dilute. Else My Gyaan would not have come via WordPress. C ya people !